Lindsay Lohan at LAX airport (10/18)

According to Radar, Lindsay Lohan may file a restraining order against her dad Michael "in the next two days" (her attorney Shawn Holley Chapman has already started the paperwork). Apparently Lindsay's a little freaked out with the interview Michael did with X17 yesterday:

"I'm going to see the judge this week - I can't believe they didn't drug test Lindsay when she went into court. If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I'm gonna get charged with kidnapping."

After hearing about the restraining order, Michael told Radar:

"Dina is the one that told her to get a restraining order. But you know what? I‘m still going to try to do everything with the courts to try and get Lindsay better."

Wait, Michael thinks a judge will grant him a conservatorship over Lindsay like Britney's dad got. Is he high? The only idea worse than giving Michael Lohan control of his daughter's assets would be hiring Kirstie Alley as night watchman at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

[Pacific Coast News]