Quickies

Kim Kardashian shopping at Burberry in Beverly Hills (10/23)

+ Marisa Miller and her $3 million boobs [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Irina Sheik shooting some new Victoria's Secret stuff. Hot! [The Superficial]
+ Chris Brown is pathetic [Wonderwall]
+ Amanda Heard looking ridiculously hot in FHM [Drunken Stepfather]
+ AnnaLynne McCord's sister looks like a dude [IDLYITW]

+ Paula Abdul's cleavage is almost as bad as Tori Spelling's [OK! Magazine]
+ Here come the slutty Halloween costumes! [College Humor]
+ Olivia Wilde sideboob [Popoholic]
+ Mel B goes Triple XXX [A Socialite's Life]

+ Andre Agassi admits that he used to do meth [Dlisted]
+ Tan lines are fun [Double Viking]
+ The Lingerie Football League is a very good thing [Busted Coverage]
+ Kiwi teacher in hot water over naked pics [Attuworld]

[Flynet]

Acemeister

Why the fugly jeans - at least wear something to sculpt the lard into the usual curves...

HATERS

Jealous much? She is hot, rich and famous for no reason in particular and you all cant stand it! LOVE HER!!

PAZUZU

Don't forget that the sort of man who commonly attempts to maintain interest in Grim Lardassian is usually and older mental patient who has suffered a debilitating stroke affecting both vision and judgement. With proper medication and intensive therapy (including shock treatment) the poor misguided soul has a 60% chance of eventually seeing this hippo assed she beast as those with functioning minds and eyes do. You can help. Send money to PAZUZU@HelpTheBlindAndStupidSeeHowUglyGrimLardassianReallyIs.com/

Neorules2112

It looks like there is two little midgets in there .. That is fucking gross!

whoknows

as long as I have a face, Kim has a place to sit, but seriously, the PETA folks won't be happy with her fur-collared coat.

As her punishment, she will be forced to date me.

Paul

How nice to wake up to the southern side of a northbound Ms. Kim. Your still lookin good girl.