Katy Perry leaving Russell Brand's home in London (10/3)

As rumored a few weeks ago, Katy Perry and Russell Brand are dating. And they're pretty serious. They've already taken a trip to Thailand together. You'll never guess how Katy won Russell over. Her sense of humor? Nope. Her charming personality? Nope. Her tits? Yep. A source told The Sun:
"When they were both in New York for the music awards Russell finally got his chance to work his charm on her. Katy knows his bad boy reputation but could not resist - especially when Russell sent a love poem with a note attached saying, 'Please send me a poem back.'

"Russell killed himself laughing when Katy sent a photo of her boobs with the word 'poem' scrawled across them. The next minute Russell picked up the phone and invited her to Thailand for a secret getaway."
So the guy that looks like the homeless version of Jesus gets to see Katy Perry's tits and I still have to masturbate to old issues of Boys Life Rosie? Life just isn't fair. If I'd known when I was younger that hot/famous chicks wanted sickly-looking guys that dressed like heroine-addicted-vagrants with hair that I'm pretty sure is home to a family of sparrows, I never would have wasted years of my life becoming a world famous cage fighter. *flexes in the mirror*

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  • Carlos

    Oh, that Russell Brand, ain't he just a keeper? I sure do hope he doesn't get ejected from his car via the front windshield after hitting a lane divider.

  • tapatio

    why is this whore dressed like megan "suck my dick" fox??

  • Mike Miller

    She DOES have spectacular tits.

  • Paul

    A true Hollywood celeb knows the way to a man's heart. Boobs.

  • The Earl

    Awww... You beat me to it...

  • cheri wroblewski

    ha 1st


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