How in the hell did I miss this?

How in the hell did I miss this?

Kate Beckinsale > Everyone Else

So I guess Esquire voted Kate Beckinsale the sexiest woman alive last week, which seems like a way better honor than being voted the sexiest woman not alive.* Anyways I somehow missed it. Thanks a lot crippling alcoholism-induced blackouts! Wait, what year is this?

*title currently held by the corpse of Courtney Love

someguy

Holly cow! this must be my lucky day! Or maybe a sing of god telling me Kate and I are meant to be together? Yeah, right!

kevin

"a pose suggesting a lapdance by a dental hygienist".who the hell writes such rubbish for this magazine?

Buck

She needsa semenizing pronto.

Anonymous

Okay, thats twice in one day I messed my keyboard. Two smoking ass hot girls in one day.