Jude Law and Sienna Miller leaving The Groucho Club in London in 2006

Jude Law's penis just can't quit Sienna Miller. The two have been hooking up on the down low lately in New York. From Now magazine:

Now they're both starring on Broadway, it seemed inevitable that Jude Law and Sienna Miller would cross paths. But who'd have thought her dog Bess, a present from Jude, would be playing Cupid?

"Sienna and Jude have met up a few times and got on really well," says our source. "So Sienna invited him to Bess's birthday party, which was poignant considering that Jude bought Bess, and her other dog Porgy, as a gift.

"But they're desperate to keep their hook-ups secret because their break-up was so public. They don't want any potential reconciliation all over the papers, especially with Jude having just fathered a child with another woman."

If the fastest way into a man's heart is through his stomach, then the fastest way into a woman's is through her pet. So let this be a lesson to all the fellas out there trying to get laid: If you want to get into a woman's pants, forget the flowers, expensive dinners, and lies about your job title -- just pretend you like her cat. She'll fall in love, and you'll get to pet her pussy. And her vagina.

[WENN]