The Jonas Brothers do not want your gifts

The Jonas Brothers outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (6/11)

Note to teen and pre-teen girls: The Jonas do not want your homemade crap. They want your money. From oceanUP:

Girls have been waiting outside the Four Seasons in Toronto for over a month. They will take pictures with the Jonas Brothers, and even GIVE THEM 'GIFTS'. Yesterday, a maid from the hotel came out with a few bags COMPLETELY FILLED with stuff she gathered that the Jonas clan left behind in their hotel rooms. She was showing the girls what she had found.

One of the girls was waiting outside the hotel when the maid came out. She dug into the bag and found a hand sketched picture of Kevin Jonas that SHE SKETCHED for him, earlier this month, and GAVE TO KEVIN AS A GIFT! She asked the maid where she found it, and she said 'the trashcan in one of the Jonas' hotel rooms'.

This story sounds pretty brutal until you realize that this young lady learned a very valuable lesson from this whole experience that she'll be able to build on for the next band she wants to be a groupie for: If you really want to impress a rock star, don't give him a present from your heart -- give him a present from your pants. For example, my mom gave Mick Jagger herpes. Oops, there I go airing family secrets again.

[Flynet]

hot chikka

damn these boys have some nice packages

stephanie

HI JOE NICK& KEVIN HOW YOU DOING I YOUR#1 FAN STEPHANIE WHEN YOU NOCK ON MY DOOR i LIVE 14 CORNERN STORN ONTRIO IN CANDIA

hot chikka

Nice - giving everyone your address to come and find you....

stephanie

HI NICK KVEIN HOW YOU DOING YOU LIKE YOU DVD SING AND CD LOVE yOU NUMBER#1 FAN STEPHANIE CLARK I LIVE 14 CORNER STORN BOLTON ONTRIO CANDIA

richfcuk

it makes sense.

they probably get so much shit from the motherfucking hotel rooms that if it were you, youd so the same fucking thing.

i love when people act like they are some sortof celebrity so they choose to bitch about it as if they know what the fuck they are talking about. i mean, c'mon. you know they have fucking shitloads pouring in from the goddamn fanmails constantly. where would they put all of that worthless fucking shit any fucking way!

rheba

i thought those were girls who had a hard day

tjones

wouldn't you expect a nasty comment about gays from someone called "anon"--who did not have enough guts to leave his real name, so appropriate for a bigot.

Nissen

These in some kinda midget theme band?

Anon

Who the f*ck are these gays...guys...naw gays is right!?

teresa

thats sooooooo mean of them but i am guessing that its all lies because i know them and they whould never ever ever do that !!!!!!

8 Inches

I wonder what they did with the pube doll I sent them.

8 Inches

Oh, I see. They're wearing it on their heads.

Alex

I was wondering how I got herpes from David Bowie...