Joe Francis at Star magazine's 5th Year Anniversary Celebration at Bardot nightclub in West Hollywood (10/13)

Joe Francis is a really tough guy . . . except when he accidentally runs into the dude he was just talking shit about. Oops! From the New York Post:

"Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis was talking tough about his nemesis, Brody Jenner, on the red carpet at Bardot in Hollywood the other night. "If I see Brody Jenner, he is dead," Francis said, and charmingly added that Jenner has the "smallest penis I have ever seen." But Francis -- who brawled with the star of "The Hills" at an LA bar recently -- didn't expect to come face to face with Jenner and four strapping friends moments later inside the Star magazine party. A spy reports, "Brody's boys stood up as soon as they saw Joe. Lo Bosworth told them all to calm down and not do anything crazy. Brody and his pals walked out giving Francis dirty looks. Francis stood there with his tail between his legs. He looked scared shitless."

How many guy's packages has Joe Francis seen that he can declare Brody "the smallest penis" he's ever seen? It sounds like either Joe's been churning out the Girls Gone Wild videos to mask his own homosexual tendencies, or he got quite an eye (and mouth) full during his time in jail. Either way, every guy should keep one thing in mind the next time they see Joe Francis standing next to them at the urinal: he's probably checking out your junk.

[Flynet, WENN]