Jessica Simpson at Ashlee Simpson's birthday party at Wet Republic in Las Vegas (10/3)

Gerard Butler probably nailed Jessica Simpson on Tuesday night. Cool. From the New York Post:
Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves, as chaperones. "They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours," a spy told Page Six. "They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken."
Let's see here, A-list movie star at the top of his game, both looks and career-wise vs. Former B-list pop star divorcee with self-esteem issues whose best friend was just kidnapped and eaten by a coyote two months after she was dumped by her boyfriend a day before her birthday. This isn't even fair. It's almost too easy for Gerard. He needs to challenge himself, even out the odds the next time he sees Jessica. Smear feces all over himself, gain 200 pounds, constantly drop racial slurs, I don't know, something.

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[WENN, Mavrixonline]

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Nice tongue. Tony Romo was a very lucky man!

Gerard Butler is my hero!!If he is nailing half the ass he is reported to I want that shake that scottish bastard's hand

That's fucking GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuck.

Maybe it's because I'm a romantic but...I'd love to have that tongue licking my taint why she was deep-throating my junk.

Wow, mouth open wide, tougue out. Awesome!!! I'd like to paint her tonsils white.

I'm with 8 Inches here.

From where I stand, one could do a lot worse. Ain't no flies on that cooch.

Bangin' sexy but dumb bitches is fun. :D

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