January Jones is stacked

The amazing rack of January Jones (Mad Men) graces the pages of November's GQ. Just how amazing is it? Rumor is it's fluent in five languages, including Pikachu. It's also undefeated in Scrabble and picked 15 of the 16 teams that reached the Sweet 16 in the NCAA Tournament this year. Fucking Arizona. Who saw that one coming?

UPDATE (10/21): Added 28 more pics from the shoot, beginning here. You can thank me in the form of gift cards. Amazon.com preferably. I'm saving up for this. Chick magnet, dude.

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  • Erik Colquitt

    schwing times duex....

  • Average Joe

    I beat it.

  • Mixmaster

    She looks even hotter in the new pics!

  • JoeBlow

    Why do her boobs look completely different sizes in every pic? They dont look nearly as big in that second outfit

  • it's called Photoshop. the closer size if her as Emma. the nice round boobies under the jacket are Photoshopped.

  • Yeah

    They do not emphasize those tits enough on MM.

  • because Joan's overrated watermelons take up all the room and attention. January is so much hotter in every possible way.

  • Paul

    Those breasts are perfect for motorboating.

  • Anonymous

    SCHWING!


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