It's OK for Ali to go clubbing

Lindsay Lohan is not content with fucking up just her own life

Everyone can relax about Lindsay Lohan taking her 15-year-old sister Ali to nightclubs (here and here). It's totally OK because she's a mature 15. I mean, she might as well be 16-and-a-half! At the Victoria's Secret fragrance launch last week (the one where she ruined the cake), Lindsay told Life & Style:

"[Ali's] tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister." The Mean Girls star also insists there’s no way that Ali, who’s being homeschooled, is falling behind in her schoolwork. "She’s really good about that. If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early."

And while Lindsay says she’s looking out for Ali, she sometimes forgets her sister’s age. "When I was with her at home, I was like, ‘Oh, that’s right, she’s still a lot younger than me,’" Lindsay says. "But I think it’s great that she’s mature."

Of course Ali is "mature" for a 15-year-old. If she's been hanging out with Lindsay, she's probably aging like a dog -- for every year the rest of us age, she ages seven. One other way Lindsay and Ali are like dogs: they hump everything in sight. And Lindsay sometimes pees on fire hydrants when she gets drunk.

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wundersmack

How is it possible for a 15 year old to look middle aged? Ali looks terrible. It's so sad. Lindsay, don't even get me started. Seriously, women in their 40s look better than these two. What is going on?

fay

someone above asked where the parents are in all of this? Well, the mother is trying to cash in on her daughters fame (cough cough), and the dad is just an ass running behind Jon Gosslin when he should be running behind his children. It's a damn shame that Ali looks like a 35 year old woman in this picture and she's only 15. Does she go to school? What does she do? Can't blame her though. You have to blame to two idiots that brought her into this world. This is a good example of how some people just should not have children.

Leah

What's up with Ali's hair? It looks like it's all grey and she dyes it dark. My God, she looks like she's in her 30's....

BLOWhans

Paul | October 23, 2009 2:46 PM

Leave Linds alone... LilO can show Ali things you don't learn in school.

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Absolutely. Like how to get drunk until you fall down, how to drive drunk (arrogantly putting everyone at risk) & get a DUI, how to survive in jail when you're arrested for public intoxication & illegal substance abuse, how to fake going to rehab (and not learn a thing), how to roll a $20 dollar bill to make a coke straw, how to steal things & plan "burglaries" of your own home so you can sell borrowed jewelry you've refused to return to it's rightful owner, how to give a blowjob so you can earn the most money, how to pretend to be a lesbian & how to be a nasty arrogant self centered bitch who doesn't give the world anything but expects everything handed to her in return on a platinum platter. Definitely things you can't learn in school...

Slim Jim

---> Lindsay sometimes pees on fire hydrants when she gets drunk <--

I wish she would pee on me!

Legend

Home schooled? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahaaha cough cough hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

si

And where are the parents in all this?

Someone must be LETTING that 15 year old out the house to go drinking and clubbing. For God sake, most NORMAL families would be logging her in her room for doing clubbing at her age.

Plus did she actually say her sister goes home "early" so that makes her a good girl?

She shouldn't be going out anyway if she has "home school" in the morning. Even I wouldn't go out clubbing if I knew I had work the next day.

Nameless

Ali looks like she's about to cry in the main pic. I bet Lindsay is telling her, "Bitch, you better not have lost my coke or you'll be blowing johns in this club's bathroom for cash to replace it."

jay

That is the oldest looking fifteen-year-old I have ever seen. Love the Navel Cooler outfit!

Paul

Leave Linds alone. She is being a good big-sis to her little sis. She is a good influance on Ali, and will show her how the world works. LilO can show Ali things you don't learn in school.

CN

These girls are so nasty. Lindsay's hand does not even match her face and her sister needs a tan. Plus they both look 15 years older than they really are.

Caden Canyon |||||||||| Twitte

She's (((15)))!

She looks (((35)))!

jake

those sisters are trash and that Ali girl looks way older than what she really is, she must be clubbing every single night

wuz

Sad.

Xx

say it with me everyone "white trash"