David Letterman revealing details of the extortion plot on his show (10/1)

Of course the question that no one is asking about this whole David Letterman scandal is this: where exactly did he nail all of his staffers? Why he had a secret love den of course. From Daily Mail:

Now staff at the Late Show claim their boss has long kept a bedroom they dubbed "the bunker" in the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York where his show is taped. And they insisted that it was strictly off-limits to anyone but his "favorite females."

"He doesn't have to come out - he has a suite upstairs," one staff member said. "It's off limits to pretty much everybody. If he is having an affair or fooling around with somebody at work, she wouldn't be noticed coming in or out, or seen as something strange because she works there."

These women must have been pretty desperate to make it in the entertainment industry if they were willing to sleep with David Letterman. The only thing more humiliating than screwing a gap-toothed 62-year-old to further your career is appearing on Glenn Beck's show. I must admit though, "The Bunker" is a pretty cool nickname for your love den; it totally beats mine: "The Studio Apartment of Regret."

NOTE: This story failed to mention the main reason why David's "secret bedroom" was soundproofed: privacy so that no one could hear the female staffers crying.