Brittany Murphy might be insane
The LAPD showed up to Brittany Murphy's house in Hollywood around 2:30 this morning. Why? Because she's fucking insane of course. From TMZ:
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The LAPD showed up to Brittany Murphy's house in Hollywood around 2:30 this morning. Why? Because she's fucking insane of course. From TMZ:
TMZ has learned cops received a frantic 911 call around 2:30 this morning from neighbors complaining about a screaming Brittany Murphy, who was wailing about shots fired outside her Hollywood pad.In Brittany's defense, the last time I mixed Percocet, Zoloft, Xanax, and whisky, I thought I heard gunshots, too. Turns out it was actually just my dog playing bass guitar and reciting Chaucer. Uh, at least I think it was.
When LAPD arrived on the scene, they saw the panicked actress on her balcony, yelling about the alleged gun fire.
No weapon, bullet or body was found -- and after an investigation, the noise was discovered to be coming from a generator, which had been acting up due to the funky L.A. weather last night.
She is just a little high strung. Its Okay.
Was she naked on the balcony? If she was, its Okay.
She is looking good. Nothing better than batshit crazy pussy.
x2 batshit crazy = willing to do anything sexually if you push the right insecurity buttons.
About as bright as the LuAnn character she voiced on King of the Hill.
That's BASS guitar, dumbass.
Noted
She ain't been the same since Ashton left her for Demi Moore.