Benji Madden is smooth with the ladies

Benji Madden at the Roxy Theatre in West Hollywood (9/5)

And by "ladies" I mean his mom and maybe his grandma. Everyone not related to him think he's a little creepy. From the National Enquirer:

Poor Benji madden can't catch a break in the love department these days. The tattooed Good Charlotte rocker was scoping out the ladies at the Starbucks on Melrose on Oct. 10. One woman was so unimpressed by his ogling that she mumbled "weirdo" as she walked by. Ouch!

How does Benji expect chicks to react to him? The guy's covered in more worthless ink than my college diploma. If Benji really wants random women to start paying attention to him, he needs just one tattoo: his bank account balance printed across his forehead. Besides, he should know by now that the only places where provocatively ogling women is acceptable is at bars, strip clubs, and sometimes, church. That communion wine always gets me greased up.

[WENN, Flynet]

Tanya

Benji Madden is hot. I'll take him.

Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD

It's also a well-known fact that this dip-shit has the smallest penis in LA, except maybe for Brody Jenner. Ha ha ha, don't let it bother you, little man.

Paul

LIttle know fact. Benji is an ultra alpha male and very dangerous. It's possible that Benji is actually a secret undercover agent for an off the record anti-terror agency of the U.S. Government? He is using his musical career as a cover. It is also rumored that he is highly trained in close quarters battle, hand to hand combat, and is a black belt in four different martial arts. Word of warning, don't mess with him and don't piss him off.

6__POUNDS__SOFT

keep talk about Benji this way and you'll have some ELLISMANIACS finding out where you live and moving shit around in your kitchen cabinets at night just to fuck with you.

!RED DRAGONS!

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