Audrina Patridge is a tease

I don't know how it's possible to look sexy while eating a chicken salad, but Audrina Patridge somehow pulled it off yesterday at Fratelli Cafe in West Hollywood. You know, she might be the perfect woman -- incredibly smoking hot body, but also dumb enough to be distracted by a 50-piece puzzle for four hours while you watch football. I guess what I'm trying to say is, Audrina, will you marry me?


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  • jack

    she has ugly fake boobs and looks like she has down syndrome. When the hell did that become hot?

  • Peter gozinya

    The moment you turned gay.

  • PAZUZU

    She's hot with her sunglasses on. When she takes them off she instantly looks retarded. Photoshop a helmet and bib on her and she is without question retarded. What are the laws regarding sex with retards?

  • Erik Colquitt

    AUDRINA PARTRIDGE IS SMOKING FUCKING HOT.

    no two ways about it.

    i would rip this dumb, dead eyed bitch apart in the sack.

  • AHHHHH HAHAHA

    I would fuck this chick, a few good damn times....

    there is no fucking way I'd marry her. I can't stand stupid bitches no matter how hot they are they're only good for fucking. possibly a side piece of ass for years of course, but wife material? shit, the slut hasn't made THAT much money

  • Ol Hank

    Why is it so difficult for her to put a piece of chicken in her mouth without sticking her entire tongue out?

    I think I would be grossed out watching her eat.

  • Average Joe

    fag

  • Average Joe

    2 Girls 1 Salad

  • HOBBITIST

    I wish that fork was my anus.

  • Mixmaster Mike

    I wish that fork was my penis.


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