What a tease

Audrina Patridge is a tease

I don't know how it's possible to look sexy while eating a chicken salad, but Audrina Patridge somehow pulled it off yesterday at Fratelli Cafe in West Hollywood. You know, she might be the perfect woman -- incredibly smoking hot body, but also dumb enough to be distracted by a 50-piece puzzle for four hours while you watch football. I guess what I'm trying to say is, Audrina, will you marry me?

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jack

she has ugly fake boobs and looks like she has down syndrome. When the hell did that become hot?

Peter gozinya

The moment you turned gay.

PAZUZU

She's hot with her sunglasses on. When she takes them off she instantly looks retarded. Photoshop a helmet and bib on her and she is without question retarded. What are the laws regarding sex with retards?

Erik Colquitt

AUDRINA PARTRIDGE IS SMOKING FUCKING HOT.

no two ways about it.

i would rip this dumb, dead eyed bitch apart in the sack.

AHHHHH HAHAHA

I would fuck this chick, a few good damn times....

there is no fucking way I'd marry her. I can't stand stupid bitches no matter how hot they are they're only good for fucking. possibly a side piece of ass for years of course, but wife material? shit, the slut hasn't made THAT much money

Ol Hank

Why is it so difficult for her to put a piece of chicken in her mouth without sticking her entire tongue out?

I think I would be grossed out watching her eat.

Average Joe

fag

Average Joe

2 Girls 1 Salad

HOBBITIST

I wish that fork was my anus.

Mixmaster Mike

I wish that fork was my penis.