Get a divorce already

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz leaving Petco in L.A. (9/16)

I don't know what it is with the Simpson sisters and marriage, but clearly it's not for them (see here, here, and here). Maybe they should take up crocheting or scrapbooking instead. From Star magazine:

There's no denying the chemistry between Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Colin Egglesfield on Melrose Place — and it seems life is imitating art for these two! In between filming scenes on Sept. 23, an overly flirty Ashlee got touchy-feely with Colin while her husband, Pete Wentz, was on tour in Dallas with Fall Out Boy.

Dressed only in a loosely tied robe, Ash, who plays not-so-innocent Violet Foster, kept grabbing Colin's hand and hugging him repeatedly, an eyewitness tells Star. "They hung out together for hours. She giggled nonstop and did the whole hair-flip thing."

Ashlee has been crushing hard on Colin, who plays nice guy Auggie Kirkpatrick, since she scored the role on Melrose. "One of the first things Ash said was, 'The guy who plays Auggie is really hot,'" reveals a close friend.

But while Ashlee is giddy over Colin, her husband is jealous — and the two have been fighting worse than ever over her costar, which is starting to affect her work. On a few occasions, she broke down in sobs after angry phone calls, says a Melrose set source.

Pete has nothing to worry about. This Colin guy clearly isn't Ashlee's type (effeminate douchebag emo midgets) -- in fact he looks like just the opposite, or at least like someone who isn't afraid of sunlight. The only time Pete should get jealous of one of Ashlee's colleagues is when she starts acting with co-stars who are more like him -- e.g. when her career implodes and she starts doing tampon commercials.

[Pacific Coast News]

Bree

Ashley is horrible on Melrose Place. Girl can't act.

dee cee

Drunk and no morals; does what she wants, the way she wants, bully-bitch kick you aside but pretend to be the one so sad and abandoned. Happy as hell, as long as she has plenty money and freedom from family..

ace

Personally, as a fan of Fall Out Boy, I'm fairly stoked about this. Fall Out Boy's best album was "Take This to Your Grave" which was written over a bitter break-up of Wentz's and hopefully this will fuel a second version of that album. I know that sounds cold-hearted of me to root for a divorce, but I know that he'll end up channelling his anger and frustration through his lyrics and music and hopefully they'll release another great album. I'll definitely be looking forward to see how this plays out.

The Music Elitist

I agree with ace.

jack mehoff

you sound as gay as he looks.

Caden Canyon Twitter.com/Flash

+1

I also loved Paul's sentiment. Summed it up very well! :-D

Losers the Wentz *purposely* had a baby just to keep their worthless names in the papers. How low is that?!

ace

this comment, coming from a guy named jack mehoff, as a response to another guy's comment, makes me sound gay? the irony.

Paul

You have to understand that Ash is a Simpson. Simpson's are different. They know things and feel things that a non-Simpson in unaware of. Their brain chemisty is different from mere mortals and so-called normal folk. You have to recognize that Simpson behaviour is so different and on a higher plane than regular humans. Just be thankful that we have Simpsons among us, and marvel at them.

Gdrive

dude! thanks for making me laugh!