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Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt out and about in Beverly Hills (9/25)

Time for the annual rundown of who makes what on The Hills. You might want to be sitting down for this. Numbers courtesy of The Daily Beast:

Audrina Patridge: $100k/episode
Lo Bosworth: $100k/episode
Heidi Montag: $100k/episode
Kristin Cavallari: $90k/episode
Spencer Pratt: $65k/episode
Brody Jenner: $45k/episode

Season 5 of The Hills (broken down into two parts) is 20 episodes. Audrina Patridge, master of the blank stare and phrase "um," is making $2 million this year. I will now roll my college degree up and beat myself to death with it. I think that's really the only proper response here.