Tara Reid at Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany (9/23)

Back in February, Tara Reid said:

"Rehab saved my life. Before, I used to think about tomorrow and I hated it. Now I can’t wait. I realized partying is not what I am anymore. The hardest thing was walking through the door for the first time (and) finally admitting that I had a problem.

"I wasn’t drinking any more than my friends, so I didn’t get it. I’d think, ‘Why am I an alcoholic and she isn’t?’ The truth is, some people can drink, and some can’t. . . . I like alcohol but it didn’t like me. I numbed my feelings. It was no life to live."

And there she is yesterday in Munich at Oktoberfest -- aka "Christmas for Alcoholics." Has rehab ever worked? Why does every celebrity who goes to rehab turn into a bigger alcoholic? It's like prison teaching inmates how to be better criminals. It just seems like a big scam to me. Sorta like paternity testing. "Look, I don't care what your fancy test done by a so-called 'doctor' says, I ain't the father. Now get off my porch woman 'fore I done make you get off!"

[WENN]