It's Tori Spelling and her retarded cleavage at a book-signing in New York last Saturday!

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  • dean

    shes gonna get the part of that old lady in something about mary 2..

  • Ave

    One of these days, an eyeball is going to fall out of it's socket and roll down her cheek... I swear. Someone needs to push those things into her head. Let's use Megan Fox's thumbs.

  • Anonymous

    What's worse - that botched boob job or the fact that her eyes are so far apart that she looks like a cow?

  • NLSN TLVSN tinyurl.com/nlsntlv

    Damn, Jewish women age badly. She already looks like she's on a Miami Beach beach with skin golden brown, like an over-cooked turkey. Yuck. Sad she's under 40. She *IS* under 40, isn't she? She looks 50-something.

  • someone

    She really needs to do something about her boobs..guess she doesn't have the money:)

  • cn

    she looks like Shreks sister!

  • ------ I dont see it

    I think thats the best I've seen her and thats not saying much!

  • Wire Deth

    I have seen trannys with better boob jobs

  • Taz

    Her surgeon must have worked on her with an ice pick.

    Head like a robbers dog

  • pman

    with all her money why can't she get a new face and boobs ?

  • bekah

    she has always reminded me of that movie white chicks when the wayans brothers dress up as white chicks. they look exactly like tori spelling in that movie

  • dickcheezballs

    Dammmmmmmmm,FUGLY. Put a bag over her head and shoot her.

  • johnson

    Beauty?? Bitch looks like a fraggle

  • Paul

    She is still an American Beauty, and her cleavage is very functional. The lady is a winner.


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