Pam Anderson leaving Nobu restaurant in Malibu (8/16)

This week's "Pam Anderson fucked someone in a bathroom" story is sponsored by Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. They're Gr-r-reat! From the New York Post:

Pamela Anderson really knows how to celebrate art. The sultry star was at the opening party for David LaChapelle's new photography exhibition at the David DeSanctis gallery in LA, where one attendee told us, "She was with a guy who plays a character in Cirque du Soleil. They were in the outdoor bathroom trailer together for almost an hour. It was a really crowded party but everyone was whispering about it."

In all seriousness, can you really judge a skank like Pamela Anderson for screwing a stranger in an "outdoor bathroom"? She was just following her natural instincts -- like when K-Fed visits a Marie Callender's or Paula Poundstone volunteers at an elementary school.* This story does remind me of an interesting parallel: What do Pamela Anderson's vagina and a dirty toilet seat have in common? Both can give you hepatitis C.

*Don't remember the whole Paula Poundstone thing back in 2001? That's because the same day she plead no contest to felony charges of child endangerment (she was originally charged with three counts of committing a lewd act on an unidentified girl under the age of 14), FUCKING 9/11 HAPPENED!

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