Sparrow James Midnight Madden

Nicole Richie out and about in Santa Monica (6/14)

Nicole Richie's less fat today. She gave birth to a boy earlier this morning. From her blog:

In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.

Nicole and Joel chose "Sparrow James Midnight Madden" as a name because their first choice -- "Hey Other Kids At School Please Kick My Ass Madden" -- wouldn't fit on the birth certificate.

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Taylor

I really like sparrow.

hey come on; there's robin

and jay. those are bird names

too. Give the poor guys a break.

Now Harlow's got a little brother. <3

anonymous

And I thought Apple was bad.

meg cooney

i really like that name at least its not just james or jack or jimmy

RIP KURT COBAIN

It's a good enough name. I like it.

someone

I think that Hollywood parents are in a contest to see who can up with the most ridiculous name.

Paul

Ah, wise parents. Nicole and Joel may be writting a how-to book on good parenting in the next few years. Dr. Spock, look out, there are new experts on parenting on the horizon.

WTF!

It could have been worse. They could have named him Swallow James Midnight Madden.

Fucking douchebags.

JD

OMG, Sparrow???? Are you freaking kidding me? This is a form of child abuse to tag this poor kid with this ridiculous name. Somebody must have been high as a kite when they thought of that one.