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Mischa Barton at the season opening performance of Tosca at the Metropolitan Opera in New York (9/21)

This weeks "Mischa Barton is slowly going insane" story is brought to you by the New York Post:

Things were topsy-turvy at the screening of Michael Moore's "Capitalism: A Love Story" at Alice Tully Hall Monday night. Our spy said, "Mischa Barton showed up and was asking for tickets. She started walking the red carpet and saw it was sponsored by Esquire SOHO, the men's magazine's SOHO Mews penthouse. Then, our witness says, "She took one look around and realized she was in the wrong place." Barton finally ran across the street to attend the Met Opera's opening of "Tosca."

It's easy to see how Mischa could have confused Michael Moore's Capitalism: A Love Story with the opera: both feature fat people bellowing for hours. A more logical explanation is that Mischa was high on liquid White-Out or some other "designer" hallucinogen out-of-work Hollywood starlets are ingesting these days. Of course, if Mischa had really wanted to get loopy, she could have done what Lindsay Lohan does when she wants to make her head spin: watch 10 minutes of Celebrity Jeopardy!.

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I liked the show alot, people need to give it a chance.

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'The Beautiful Life' was cancelled by The CW. I sense a relapse in her very near future.

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Mischa is one of ours chaps but like most of our exports she got ruined by US Customs! I feel just a little bit sorry for her, a beautiful life destined to end in a dentists chair! Sad to see her in Soho

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Anon

She's been living in NY off and on (as an actress) since 1994. After 15 years experience, she's neither country nor her first time in a big city.

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Paul

You are probably right. There is not much difference between Michael Moore's works and Tosca. Michael Moore usually does in critical works in English, while the last I heard Tosca, was sung in Italian. Otherwise, anyone could be confused. Write it off as the confusion of a little country girl's first time in a big city.