Mel B leaving the Mayfair Hotel in London (9/6)
Trashed last week. Trashed this week. Mel B is making a nice little run at Guy Ritchie for the title of "Celeb Who Most Smells Like Happy Hour" (Guy drunk here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here). Do you think if Guy knocked Mel up that nine months later she'd give birth to a pony keg? That actually happened to my friend's cousin's brother's girlfriend. Craziest thing. An honest to goodness pony keg came out of her vagina. Totally shattered her pelvis.
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Trashed last week. Trashed this week. Mel B is making a nice little run at Guy Ritchie for the title of "Celeb Who Most Smells Like Happy Hour" (Guy drunk here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here). Do you think if Guy knocked Mel up that nine months later she'd give birth to a pony keg? That actually happened to my friend's cousin's brother's girlfriend. Craziest thing. An honest to goodness pony keg came out of her vagina. Totally shattered her pelvis.
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