Lindsay Lohan bikini pics (8/31)
Unless management is suddenly fine with paparazzi hanging out around the pool, these pics have to be staged. Which means Lindsay was actually paid. Which means the paparazzo actually had to ask his boss for $2000 to give to Lindsay Lohan so he could take pictures of her in a bikini. Which means that paparazzo must have been high as a motherfucker to have the balls to ask that question. Which means that boss must have been high as a motherfucker to actually approve that expenditure. Which means the owner of that paparazzi agency must have been high as a motherfucker since he didn't immediately fire that boss. In conclusion, Paris Hilton is a slut.
Unless management is suddenly fine with paparazzi hanging out around the pool, these pics have to be staged. Which means Lindsay was actually paid. Which means the paparazzo actually had to ask his boss for $2000 to give to Lindsay Lohan so he could take pictures of her in a bikini. Which means that paparazzo must have been high as a motherfucker to have the balls to ask that question. Which means that boss must have been high as a motherfucker to actually approve that expenditure. Which means the owner of that paparazzi agency must have been high as a motherfucker since he didn't immediately fire that boss. In conclusion, Paris Hilton is a slut.
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