Lindsay Lohan got a job

Lindsay Lohan shopping in New York (9/8)

Did you know "Emanuel Ungaro" means "I am high as a motherfucker" in English? True story. From Women's Wear Daily:

Emanuel Ungaro has tapped Lindsay Lohan to join the design house as "artistic adviser" as well as new, chief designer - Estrella Archs, reports today's Women's Wear Daily. They are slated to present their first collection in Paris on Oct. 4, likely coming out together at the end of the runway for a bow. Mounir Moufarrige, Ungaro’s chief executive officer, who disclosed the appointments exclusively to WWD, is already relishing the prospect of that image running in newspapers and on Web sites around the world, "I think the noise level around Lindsay will be very, very big.”

Lohan, whose first fur coat was an Ungaro, told the paper she hopes to take Ungaro to a “younger place” with a harder fashion edge. “When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it,” she said. “...I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways...To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.” Asked to describe her role in the creative process, Lohan said she “kind of oversees everything [Archs] does, while working with her. Different generations have different ideas.”

Shrewd business move. Pick the drug-addicted/sexually-confused Hollywood dropout to be the "artistic adviser" for your fashion label. I'm sure the chick who stumbles around in ripped jeans stained with spray tan is the ideal person you want to head up your company's style department. As long as Lindsay's being hired for positions she's ridiculously under-qualified for, she should also apply to be a guest lecturer at Harvard or spokesperson for MADD.

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Wendel

So let's see,

there are two dozen young, talented, stable, design school graduates down in HR just waiting for a crumb to be throw there way. All will work hard and want to proven themselves.

But you, at "Emanuel Ungaro," say "we don;t want talent, we want a drug-addicted/sexually-confused Hollywood dropout to represent us to the world.

Let me guess, they got "bail out" check from Congress and don;t know what to do with the money, right?

ITS ABOUT TIME!!!

@ Potsie

LOL, too funny

Potsie

I dunno about style, but I'd still suck the freckles off her thighs and bang her like a screendoor in a hurricane.

Paul

Leave Linds alone. She is a talented frail delicate flower, with a heart of gold, and superior intellegence. At last her talent for management and flair for fashionable design have be recognized. This young lady will suprise everyone with her skill, foresight, determination. Linds is a wizard, and more fathers will wish they had daughters just like her.

WTF!

You are probably the most eloquent and refined retard that has ever graced the internet.

Although, I must admit it takes some "skill" to be wasted 24/7 and still manage to get a decent job...

ITS ABOUT TIME!!!

FINALLY, this bitch looks half way stylish and not like a raga-mujffin...