the dude has womanly hips....eewwwwww...

double ick, basically. He's not much to look at and she's just dang weird.

Nice of Shuana Sand to let her borrow the shoes for the night.

I know a lot of older women who think wearing stockings/hose make you "look old" but wear pants or something, because those knotty pines you call legs REALLY REALLY AGE YOU!

Her legs are just as nice as her daughters. What difference does it make how old anyone is? Everyone is legal age of consent , and they are still together after over a year. No news of him cheating, embarrassing her or any public fights.So they must be happy, and he seems proud of her, she looks WAY happy.wtf let them be......

But where are their longboards??

What the hell did they put in the water at Brooke and Nick's high school to make them all look like they are in their late 30's?

I'm 25, and this guy looks old enough to be my dad. And he's how old now? Okay, WTF.

sick...he's like a really creepy mix of kid rock and brad pitt. but not even the least bit attractive.

Ew plastic shoes

Even creepier is that she must have said, "You know who I think is hot, Kid Rock! Let's make you look like Kid Rock!"

ew

I'm sick of all these people. Why can't Nick take them all for a nice drive in the country. I hear passenger safety is of great importance to him.