Kirsten Dunst is an idiot

Kirsten Dunst out and about in New York (9/7)

Before you ask, I have no fucking idea why anybody would have a fashion show after-party at a gas station. That aside, what kind of moron smokes around a gas pump? A soon to be dead moron, that's who. From the New York Post:

Fashion almost went up in flames at Alexander Wang's after-party at the Mobil gas station on 10th Avenue at 15th Street. "At one point, Kirsten Dunst was downing Veuve Clicquot and chain-smoking cigarettes right next to the gas tank," a spy said.

There are only three things in life more dangerous than smoking at a gas station: 1. Getting into a car with Nick Hogan, 2. Having unprotected sex with Paris Hilton, and 3. Watching an entire episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Of course, being horribly disfigured by a gasoline explosion might have been a good thing for Kirsten -- it would have been the perfect excuse for plastic surgery.

[Pacific Coast News]

Uhm

The fumes from gas will only ignite by a spark... Not my a cigarette.. Smoking near a gas pump doesn't do shit.

Anonymous

I agree with your statement that "having unprotected sex with Paris Hilton" is dangerous, but having sex with Lindsay Lohan increases your risks exponentially. That disease-spewing vagina will probably bring about the destruction of mankind as we know it.

NLSN TLVSN www.tinurl.com/nlsn

No, YOU GUYS are the idiots if you think smoking next to a gas pump will make it explode. Next time, *please* use Google.

Dummies.

http://www.google.com/search?h...

Derek Zoolander

(i posted this under the wrong story...)

who has an after party at a gas station? you've obviously never seen Zoolander...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

it's common amongst the fashion types, d'uh.

Ol' Hank

Only a celebrity would be stupid enough to smoke near a gas pump. I wouldn't be surprised if she thought the gas pump would not blow up out of courtesy to what a big star she is.

Paul

Ahhh, but she is a very fetching wench. Geat beauty before brains. Ladies like her should be coddled, cuddled and protected.

Leave Paris alone. She is a multi-talented credit to American womanhood.