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Kevin Federline in Miami (8/29)

Pretty sure he's pregnant. It all makes perfect sense now: the distended belly, the wild mood swings, the weird cravings. Just the other night, he consumed an entire pepperoni pizza topped with whipped cream and nutella. Jayden and Sean must be so excited. They're gonna have a new brother or sister!

[Mavrixonline]

Anonymous

I'd like to see him do some "back-up dancing" now! What a pigggggggggggggg.

poophead

Still my hero for knocking up some bitch and getting paid afterwards.

K.I.L.O.

That's not K-Fed, it's K-Fat!!!

heywood jablome

wow your funny

Strang

He looks like a beached whale. Must be a hard life he's living!

Jenny

Jebus. His head looks too small for his body.

It's like all the fat just RAN (if fat ran) to his body and said, "Screw the face. The body is a much more open neighborhood."

This is what happens when white trash suddenly comes into money.

Anonymous

God Paul, I wouldn`t call Brit saintly

Paul

This is what happens to men that forsake a goddess such as Brit. K-Fed was slim, trim and fit when he was married to Brit. She was a wise example and kept him on a healthy diet. Now that they broke up and he is away from Brit's good influence and healthy culinary advise, look at him. Brit is a national treasure, and perfect example of good motherhood. K-Fed is a human blimp. He needs to crawl on his hands and knees back to the saintly Brit, and beg her to take him back.

Whippet

Lol. I see what you did there.

Whippet

This photographer must really be low on the paparazzi food-chain to be taking sneak-pictures of K-Fed.