Katy Perry out and about in New York (9/14)

Both Russell Brand and John Mayer hooked up with Katy Perry last weekend. For those of you keeping track at home, this now means the only famous chick John Mayer hasn't stuck his penis into yet is Blanche from The Golden Girls. From the New York Post:

Katy Perry kissed Russell Brand -- and she liked it. The MTV Video Music Awards host was spotted making out with Perry at Lady Gaga's after-party at Avenue -- after joking onstage that he had the hots for her.

The voracious womanizer was seen admiring Perry's cleavage before kissing her as they sat on a banquette. An onlooker at the Meatpacking District hot spot told Page Six, "They were sitting very close together, flirting and whispering to each other with their faces very close. Then Russell leaned in for a long kiss. It didn't look like this was the first time. He was looking extremely pleased with himself."

It was busy weekend for Perry: On Friday, a spy also caught the "I Kissed a Girl" singer locking lips with John Mayer at Gold Bar.

Katy Perry's chest, fame, chest, money, and chest should allow her to nail any guy on the planet. So why would she make out with Russell Brand? If Katy really wanted to hook up with someone as hairy as Jesus, she should have gone out with the 1999 version of Julia Roberts' armpit (disgusting pic HERE). Besides, making out with Russell is probably a lot like going down on a 70's porn star . . . there's lots of hair and the distinct taste of other men.

[WENN, Mavrixonline]