Hef wants Kate

Kate Gosselin leaving CNN studios in L.A. (8/25)

Hugh Hefner is offering celebrated baby-maker Kate Gosselin hundreds of thousands of dollars to show her ta tas. No thanks. From the New York Daily News:

The octomom is said to have received a $400,000 offer from Hef to take it all off for Playboy, but she doesn't plan to reveal her lady bits in the nudie mag.

"Hugh sent her a letter, but Kate was totally mortified and threw it away!" a source told Star Magazine. "She didn't think it was appropriate because of the children."

Despite being "proud of the way she looks," Kate was baffled by the offer.

So basically, if you're in the news, Playboy's going to offer you money to pose naked. Sweet Jesus, I hope Rosie O'Donnell doesn't go on a mass killing spree or something. *shudders*

NOTE TO KATE: Lindsay Lohan was offered twice as much money to pose. Kill yourself.

[WENN, Mavrixonline]

Luca

first off, Kate is NOT the Octomom. that's the LA freak.

second, hate me, but I actually have some small respect for her over this. cause you know that it will get scanned and posted all over the place. it's bad enough that the kids can google and find all the snipping between her and daddy. to find pics of Mommy naked. that is soooooo much therapy waiting to happen.

then again. if TLC wanted to spin off J&K+8 . . .

Legend

I can see the "Freak Show" potential.

jay

She's going to pass on Playboy and get right to the hard stuff...

Lew

Their is no way I would want to see this crazy ass bitch naked!

dxmanners

WTF you are correct of course..I should stay off the computer until mid morning.

PAZUZU

That fugly hair do should grace the pages of "Man Repellent Digest". It's the "I hate sex bob".

Anonymous

Hell, I'd love to see her corn-hole in print.

mk

She's a hellava lot better then Heidi Mongloid

Paul

Kate is the Original Earth Mother. Her breasts have suckled multitudes, and her loins have been overly fruitful. She is what Linds would like to be. She is a gorgeous hunk of woman. All bow down to Kate.

Anonymous

Thank you!

WTF!

Hefner reminds me of Hitler. Both have 6-letter names that begin with H.

Both kept making retarded decisions right before they died.

Hugh, get ready bitch. The grim reaper is coming for you motherfucker.

Mark my words. Hugh wont make it to 2010...

dxmanners

That didn't sound write when I typed it-how about Narcissistic?

WTF!

I see you can't right for shit...write? Wriiite.

dxmanners

Ringmaster of the Narcisstic Circus, but nice rack...Where did the kankles go?

ugh

You'd have to pay me to see what lives between Kate's legs.

Panini P

Once again, Hugh Hefner proves he'll do anything to keep Playboy afloat.