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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at Whole Foods in Brentwood (7/4)

Justin Timberlake does tequila shots exactly the way you'd think: very very slowly. He also wears panties. OK, I made that second part up. From the National Enquirer:

A Corona-drinking Justin Timberlake and smoking-hot Jessica Biel, sipping Evian, were spotted at Crown Bar in Hollywood on Aug. 21. But the kicked-back couple decided to amp it up by ordering his & hers tequila shots. Jess downed hers in one take -- Justin needed two sips to finish. (Print Edition - 9/14)

The more I read about this couple, the more I want to kick Justin's ass and violate Jessica's. Any guy that needs multiple sips to finish a shot should not only have his "man card" revoked, but also his entire package tied up and pulled between his legs until he looks like a woman.* Also, that same guy should take candid photos of his girlfriend -- perhaps while showering, I'm just gonna throw that out there -- and email them to me. I mean, I just think that's fair.

*Yes, like that dude in Silence of the Lambs.

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Phil McCoochie

She's starting to look not hot. She looks like a pasty white, sickly, vegetarian.

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Gay. Bi.

Whippet

'Slam, I have an interesting suggestion.

Try this. Do the normal salt and lemon routine, but, do as JT did, and drink it a little slower. The taste-experience is really excellent and different to a "shot down the throat". Tequila can be interesting if done this way.