I'm sorry

Jon Gosselin out and about in New York (9/28)

Guess which now-unemployed douche bag wants to stop divorce proceedings and make up with his wife? Aw fuck, I guess the picture kind of gave it away. If you didn't guess Jon Gosselin, congratulations, you're an idiot. From In Touch Weekly:

"He woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and didn’t like the reflection," Jon’s attorney, Mark Jay Heller, tells In Touch. "He realized he’d made some bad choices."

Jon and Kate were due to be officially divorced by the end of November — but now he claims he’s had a serious change of heart. "I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]," Jon tells In Touch exclusively. "I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon."

After the interview with In Touch was over, Jon found a nearby bathroom, sat down, and peed.

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Gianna

Of course he didn't like his reflection.. it was twice as big as it used to be.

V-4-Vendetta

What a giant pussy!!!!!! That fucker must have zero self-respect.

Caden Canyon Twitter.com/Flash

More like the gravy train rolling on without him!!!

Nameless

Yeah after getting fired and losing millions of dollars in earnings from the show while your ex-wife continues to make it will do that to a straying husband. LOL