Sean Penn you son of a bitch

Jessica White is rather attractive

One thing really enjoying Sean Penn's recent divorce: his penis. The actor has moved on from his wife Robin Wright and found comfort in the arms of smoking hot swimsuit model Jessica White. From the New York Post:

We hear . . . that Sean Penn, who recently split from wife Robin Wright Penn, has a new girlfriend. He was photographed in London with Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica White.

How the hell does this guy keep pulling hot ass? Men under five feet tall aren't supposed to date the hottest women on Earth unless they're named Napoleon Bonaparte or pay by the hour. As far as I can tell, there's only one reason why these women would actually date a man that praises communism and badmouths the United States: they're ~~Chinese~~ deaf.

Anonymous

ok ...SHE can do better

seriously?!

lol

it makes a difference when the post marriage gf is a nubian hottie

if she were white i wouldnt give a shit

lol

terri

I know that Slave comment came from a Black Men, so transparent. Slavery has been over move on break those chains

dickeater

commies are awesome... the u.s.?...not-so-much

Phil McCoochie

I wonder if they play master and slave.

babsee

he's a great actor, but a pretty shitty husband. i love him anyway.

WTF!

Look at you motherfuckers all jealous because a Commie gets a fine pussy like Jessica...pathetic.

Paul

That is one hot woman. She is certainly earthmother material. She has breasts that could give suckle to a great many, and her loins appear to be suitable for the enjoyment of multitudes. Sean Penn, does not deserve her. He is a piece of pinko human debris, and belongs in a cesspool.

Peter Gozinya

I hate Sean Penn for a lot of reasons, but none more than this. That chick is gorgeous!