Good luck with that

Jessica Simpson's dog eaten by coyotes

Jessica Simpson took to her Twitter yesterday in an effort to find her missing dog Daisy:

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

I don't know what kind of Disney movie Jessica is living in, but Daisy and the coyotes aren't skipping through the forests of Southern California right now, singing catchy songs and teaching lessons to children about sharing. In my world, when coyotes take dogs, they eat them 100% of the time. Sorry.

[Flynet, WENN]

Paul

Wily Coyote strikes again. Next time get a doberman or a German Shepard, they can eat the coyote.

Tom

That only looks like very other multi/peke/shi/etcetc - poo there is.

In fact, my Peke-poo looks almost the exact same.

She must not have cared much for her dog anyway, or she wouldnt have lost it, or at least smart enough to put a chip in it.

So Sad

Thats really sad and tragic. I feel for her. That would have ruined me for a long time afterward to lose a pet like that.

Puh lease.

What a dumb, irresponsible bitch! I mean Jessica, not the dog.

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The dog must have been slower than a Roadrunner.

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At least she still has two "sweater puppies".

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"A Dingo ate her baby!"