Guy Ritchie leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London (9/11)

Guy Ritchie celebrated his 41st birthday last week in London. And got beyond fucked up. An entire bottle of Jack tends to do that. I know what you're wondering: What did he get from everyone? Don't worry, I wouldn't post a birthday story without listing the presents:

- bruised elbow . . . from falling
- bruised knee . . . from falling
- scraped shin . . . from falling
- pair of socks from his Aunt
- bloody palm . . . from falling
- savings bond from his grandma
- bruised tailbone . . . from falling

[Flynet]