Guy Ritchie leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London (9/11)

Guy Ritchie celebrated his 41st birthday last week in London. And got beyond fucked up. An entire bottle of Jack tends to do that. I know what you're wondering: What did he get from everyone? Don't worry, I wouldn't post a birthday story without listing the presents:

- bruised elbow . . . from falling
- bruised knee . . . from falling
- scraped shin . . . from falling
- pair of socks from his Aunt
- bloody palm . . . from falling
- savings bond from his grandma
- bruised tailbone . . . from falling

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  • nlsn tlvsn

    Oh, give him a break. He lived with that horrible vampire Madonna for far too long. He deserves a night of drinking for every day he was married to that stone cold bitch.

  • Whippet

    I wonder how many pictures the paparazzi have to post showing a drunk, infantile Guy Ritchie to realise the guy is third rate loser.

    Stop making excuses for this guy. I always say this: Madonna willingly divorced this guy, paying him millions just get rid of him. Imagine what sort of guy he is in real life.

  • MADONNA

    FUCK YOU DICK.


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