Brooke Hogan promoting her new CD at club Sobe Live in Miami (7/31)

The producer who worked with Brooke Hogan on her debut album, the troubled Scott Storch, is finally admitting what we already knew. Her music sucks. From Details magazine:
"I was doing blow (cocaine) 24/7. It was out of control. I love Brooke, but I did that shit because her father was putting all sorts of pressure on me. Sure, it was fun. But the thing is, I didn't make one good bit of music when I was high on coke. Not one bit."

Singer Hogan parted ways with Storch 10 months after her album Undiscovered was released in October 2006.
Is this news supposed to be shocking? Obviously anyone who would have stooped low enough to produce an album for Brooke Hogan had to be high on something. If this guy hadn't admitted to being coked out all the time, he'd have become more of a pariah in the music industry than Kanye West. On a side note: that "pressure" Scott was feeling wasn't from Hulk Hogan. It was from the bulge in Brooke's underwear.*
 
*what Brooke's bulge might have looked like HERE

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  • terri

    shes ageing badly she cant sing glad his finally realised he should let us know why he gave her $1 million for that bad voice her body type is bulky not sexy she looks like a tranny her face is butterface

  • sin

    Damn, she looks like her mom does now. 25 going on 45. Cover her face and she will do just fine. Nice set of tits.

  • Paul's brother

    She may not be quite the nightenshelookslikeadude, but she looks almost unscary. Also, she has many other talents, as well being able to light her farts with a lighter. And being intellegent.

  • Jason

    Paul, she's "intellegent"?

  • Ave

    Holy shit! Someone let a little air out of that face of hers. Damn.

  • Paul

    She may not quite be a nightingale, but she looks great. Also, she has many other talents, as well as being extremely intellegent.

  • Mike Miller

    Oh man - that explains a lot... 'cause if he wasn't coked out of his mind - why? why on earth would he have done this to our ears?


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