Dina, Ali, and Cody Lohan at the Z-Com Wireless store in New York (7/30)

Dina Lohan is doing her best to push her two youngest kids, Ali and Cody, into show business. Because why not when it worked out so well for your other kid? From the New York Post:
The Lohan kids will do anything for a buck -- even play suburban malls. Lindsay Lohan's kid sister, Ali, 15, and her brother, Cody, 13, have been hired by Z-Com-Verizon Wireless, a cellphone store at Parkway Plaza Shopping Center in Carle Place on Long Island, to host and spin records at the "first annual BlackBerry Brickbreaker Contest" on Aug. 22 (ed. note: the date was moved up). In a breathless press release, the store hypes them as "teenage celebrities," identifying Ali as a pop star and "former Ford model" and Cody as a "New York State soccer youth champion" who's modeled for Nike. A rep refused to tell us what they're getting paid.
Ali doesn't need to be embarrassed about appearing at a mall. That's how 80's teen icons Tiffany and Debbie Gibson got their start. The fact that both later posed for Playboy to revive their sagging careers is kind of fitting too -- especially when you consider it wouldn't be the first time one of Dina's daughters posed naked for someone with a camera. It would however be the first time tequila wasn't a contributing factor.

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  • all WHOREhans suck

    I smell white oprah's lies here. After all, wasn't it white oprah who claimed she was an ex-rockette? Funny how the rockettes can find no records of the bitch ever working for them. I guess that would make white oprah a LIAR!!!!

    Since when is Ali Lohan a pop star? She recorded 1 song & it bombed; it sold like 20 copies. She's never modeled for Ford. I guess that would make white oprah a REPEAT LIAR!!!!

    Someone please just off this entire family. They're all whores & deserve to disappear...

  • Erik Colquitt

    god bless dina lohan for giving birth to these two whores......

  • cactus jack

    Is it just me or has Ali Lohan been 15 forever now

  • markopolo

    a contest. first man (or woman) to score all three lohan girls gets a prize. their own reality show.

  • anonymous

    Dina looks better than LL... I'd do Dina

  • nlsn tlvsn

    Hey, Cody, where's your FORESKIN??!! Stupid American parents. Tsk.

  • Anonymous

    Obviously, it's in his sister's mouth! And Dina is videotaping the whole thing. Anything for a couple of bucks. Maybe she can get Lindsay and Sam to perform the grand finale to her freak show.

  • Anonymous

    I still think that no-good mother of hers let Ali get breast implants - either that or she sprouted overnight. I wouldn't put it past that fame-whoring mother/manager of hers.

  • bitingontinfoil

    well, if at 1st u don't succeed

  • joe

    I'd still do Dina.


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