This old bag looks like a 'hat full of assholes'!!!

She's wearing the clothes with her name plastered on them so the coroner can identify the body.

I was guessing Carrot Top.

Please kill yourself, Madonna. The time's now.

I was going to guess Chris Brown before clicking on it. Both should follow my advice above. :-)

where does one get a madonna basketball jersey and gym shorts??

This is why ladies you need to keep a little body fat. My mom is 55 years old but looks 40 a little bit of body fat in women go's a long way towards immortality.

It's the Creature from the Black Lagoon... scary ugly in every way