"A Tale of One Whore"

Paris Hilton and her huge feet leaving a spa in West Hollywood (7/13)

Paris Hilton's former manager Jason Moore is shopping a tell-all about the star . . . wait a minute, haven't we pretty much all been told already? From the New York Daily News:

"Jason will demonstrate how, for 10 years, he managed to save his mercurial client from disgrace by manipulating the media, and Paris herself," according to a pitch letter making the rounds. "Paris was oftentimes her own worst enemy, making a sex tape with a former boyfriend, nursing hangovers during photo shoots, falling asleep everywhere, and getting thrown in jail for numerous driving violations. If Paris Hilton didn't have Jason Moore pulling the strings, cleaning up her messes ... she could well have faded into oblivion."

Moore, who'll call his memoir "Controlling Chaos," says the girl unkindly branded a "celebutard" was more than willing. "[She] spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo."

Her hope, he says, was to become "the kind of character ... that would land commercials, international endorsements, film and television roles." He winkingly adds, "... and the man (or maybe even the girl) of her dreams."

What could Paris Hilton's former manager write about that would actually be considered shocking? If he came out and revealed that she had an extra-terrestrial tied up in her basement with a seven-foot-long schlong that she rode like a pogo stick, I wouldn't be amazed. At this point, there's only one thing he could reveal that might surprise anyone: that she has her GED.