Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly out and about in Seattle (8/16)

You want to know how many hot chicks Derek Jeter has banged over the past ten years or so? Find a copy of this year's Maxim Hot 100. The end. From the New York Post:

Are Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly ready to take the next step? "Derek and Minka are secretly engaged," an insider told Page Six. The Yankee captain and the actress are telling close pals to "save the date" for nuptials in the fall. "The wedding is being planned and will take place after baseball season is over," said our source.

Is there anything left for this guy to do to make me jealous? Win multiple World Series? Check. Sleep with every hot girl in Hollywood? Check. Become a multimillionaire? Check. I bet the only things I've ever done that he hasn't are ask my parents for money and pee standing up. Don't tell Derek this, but the real joke's on him. I have a doll made almost entirely out of Sandra Bernhard's hair. Top that sucka!

[Flynet]