Here comes the sex tape

Lindsay Lohan leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (7/29)

Was a sex tape stolen from Lindsay Lohan's house during the robbery on Sunday? And more importantly, why have I never seen a Lindsay Lohan sex tape? Paris has, like, five. You think Lindsay would at least have a few. From Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times:

I've learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.

Documents that could cause embarrassment? Wait, the whole world knows she only made $40 last year. I don't think seeing her tax returns would be that embarrassing . . .

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yawn

lol she stole her own shit from herself.. she must be pretty desperate to get that tape released..

Carlos

Unless she taped heself getting deep-dicked while she was filming the Parent Trap, then this might be a plant. I don't think you can even buy video tape recorders anymore.

8 inches

I'd pay to see that video...

Nameless

What the hell does "some very incriminating videos and photos" have to do with a sex tape?

Sex isn't a crime. Unless of course the pics or videotapes shows her banging Samantha while wearing the fur coat she stole and admitting it on tape.

Craigford McNasty

Hopefully it was filmed during one of her more plump phases, she's just too goddamned skinny.

Paul

Leave Linds alone. She is a frail delicate flower of great beauty. She has a heart of gold and is very kind to all creature.

v4vendetta14

Considering the other person on the sex tape would probably be Sam Ronsen, i'll pass even if it comes out.

Gdrive

i'm in no rush cause she's a bitch and not really that hot without the spray tan over freckles and bleached hair. i'll see it to say i saw it but no love lost without it.

poophead

I cant wait!!

Anonymous

A Lohan sex tape, god, I'm choking down my own vomit right now. I'd rather spend the day watching live puppies get pushed through a meat grinder.