Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Miami (8/12)

The National Enquirer is claiming that Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend (the one who doesn't own condoms), has a bit of a wandering eye. And penis. From the tabloid:
Kourtney announced on the "Today" show on Aug. 13 that she's pregnant with on-again/off-again boyfriend Scott Disick. Kourtney blurted out that Scott's "very excited" about the baby, adding: "He was so for it and so excited from the beginning. And we're really happy."

But the night before she dropped her baby bombshell in New York, Kourtney's handsome beau was acting nothing like a blissful father-to-be at an event in California.

"Scott was hitting on a blonde in a short black dress," divulged a source at the event, an art show at Hollywood's Milk Studios. "He was hugging her and rubbing her back. They were ordering vodka drinks for each other. He took a picture with her and even handed her his phone so she could punch in her number.

"Before he moved in on the blonde, Scott was chatting up a brunette. He was on the hunt -- not faithful boyfriend material by any means. Kourtney's just starting to show and Scott is already acting like a horndog. God help her once the baby arrives." (Print Edition - 8/31)
"God help her once the baby arrives"? God help her once her stomach starts to bulge. Nothing turns off a womanizer faster than a chick with a gut . . . even if it's one filled with his own progeny. Once she finally gives birth, Kourtney better get used to using phrases like, "No, I don't know where your Daddy is" and "Mommy threw Daddy's clothes on the lawn because he's a stupid fucking asshole." Another phrase she might want to practice: "What time does this Planned Parenthood open?"

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  • Kathy

    Courtney please find someone else who will be true to you. You deserve so much better. Scot is so disrespectful to you........He will never change.

  • Gianna

    People who are excited from the start about having a baby don't talk about killing the baby to anyone who will listen.

  • yost

    No way, he totally looks like Jared Leto as Paul Allen in American Psycho, foolios!

  • Kaylie

    LOL - he totally looks like Patrick Bateman!

  • Mike Walker

    Doesn't he look like Christian Bale in American Psycho?

  • Gdrive

    Mr and Mrs Douchetastic . she must like the juices from other girls on the douche's weewee.

  • 8 inches

    Okay, here comes the best joke of the day: "It sounds like this guy's got more of a wandering eye than Paris Hilton!"

  • Cory

    Tons of funny crap and hot chicks at WWW.SQUIBCRIB.COM.


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