Kirstie Alley is killing herself with food

CONFIRMED: Kirstie Alley is really, really fat. From the National Enquirer:
Kirstie Alley has just four years to live, an expert predicts. Locked in a deadly cycle of binge eating and yo-yo dieting, the former “Fat Actress” star has shaved years off her life span, according to doctors who have reviewed her medical history.

At 5-foot-8 and 250 pounds, the 58-year-old Emmy winner is “playing Russian roulette with her life,” warned Patrick Wanis, Ph.D., a human behavior expert from Miami Beach, Fla. “I added up the stressors in her life, and unless she adds more balance to it, Kirstie may only live to age 62.”

The former “Cheers” star - whose last serious romance ended in May 2000 when she called off her engagement to actor James Wilder - lost 75 pounds nearly three years ago as the poster girl for the Jenny Craig weight-loss program. But she’s regained some 90 pounds since then with a weakness for fat-laden Chinese takeout and other unhealthy foods.
It doesn't take a Ph.D. to see that Kristie's turned herself into a fattie -- it just takes a truck scale and a forklift. If Kirstie's ever going to live to see 60, 70, or 80, she doesn't need to add more balance to her life, she needs to add more exercise. That, and less calories. My suggestion: no more sixths and sevenths.

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Care for one more thin mint Ms. Alley?

Get me a scuba suit. I'd hit it.

if she's 5' 8", I'd say she looks more 325 than 250

...its wafer thin...

Sex with Kirstie? Just roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

I bet it even eeks out kooky Scientology nonsense during farts.

I bet her treat reeks.

Don't pick on Kirstie Farley.

she still looks fierce, bet she has the vagina of a goddess.

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