Even his hands are fat

K-Fed totally stiffed a cocktail waitress last week in Vegas (and not in the double entendre way he would like) -- despite her hooking his group up with two free bottles of Grey Goose. In K-Fed's defense, oh wait, he has no defense. He's an asshole. From Fox News:

After wrapping up his new VH1 reality show, a particularly heavier Federline partied hard with yesterday girlfriend Victoria and a group of 15 friends while his VH1 stage crew spent most of the night filming while sipping cocktails. At one point K-Fed decided he wanted to draw more attention to himself and got on stage to hype the Sin City crowd, bragging that he was intoxicated. Fed and his we-don’t-tip posse left the club around 3 a.m., when they reportedly moved on to party in the new Paradise Tower Mega Suite.

Is anyone surprised K-Fed didn't tip his waitress? That's money he could be using for more important things, like gambling, strippers, or cheesecake. The fact that he didn't tip is a little hypocritical though -- especially when you consider that everything he owns is a result of tipping. Don't believe me? Ask Britney. She's the one who listened to him when he said: "Let me just put the tip in."