Excuse me ma'am, you have some cake on your arm

Katy Perry leaving h.wood nightclub in Hollywood (8/29)

Before you make fun of Katy for making an absolute mess, you try prying a piece of birthday cake from Perez Hilton's hands. He's like a fatass grizzly bear protecting his calorie-ridden cubs.

[WENN]

dxmanners

Enjoy it Katy, your 5 minutes of fame is almost up. Unless you take your top off-that may buy you another 5 or so.

ava

She is so gross. She looks like one of those people whose breath would always stink.

master yoda

Neat. Now her greasy, inked up, drug-addict, heinz-57 variety boyfriend has something else to nibble on besides her sweater cows.

No bitterness here.

v4vendetta14

Ha Ha, it is funny because he is fat.