John Mayer and Jessica Simpson in 2007
John Mayer just happened to be at the same restaurant as Jessica Simpson Saturday night (the same night she got shitfaced). Gee, what a coincidence -- *makes blowjob motion with hand* -- A source told OK! magazine:
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John Mayer just happened to be at the same restaurant as Jessica Simpson Saturday night (the same night she got shitfaced). Gee, what a coincidence -- *makes blowjob motion with hand* -- A source told OK! magazine:
"John was in the studio, which is near Katsuya, that night. And like he does most nights — like he did again on Sunday night — he went by Katsuya when he took a break from a 12-hour day in the studio.Honestly, there's probably nothing going on here. I can't even tell you how many times I've run into one of my ex-girlfriends on accident. "Oh, fancy running into you here . . . in your own bedroom closet." Awk-ward.
"He said hello and he hung out a little bit but he left separately. He’s really good friends with Jess’ brother-in-law Pete Wentz; he sees Ashlee a lot… It’s not out of the ordinary that he sees them and goes over and hangs out for a while. They’ve always been friendly. They’re still friendly, but that’s it."
John Mayer is got to be the biggest douchebag in the entertainment industry. Why would any self-respecting woman sleep with this loser? Oh wait... I guess I just answered my own question. Nevermind.
god gave jessica lots 'o gifts, but no brains but its only fair
Who cares if she's dumb....aren't many straight men out there that wouldn't tap dat azz...
John Mayer would probably hit a doughnut.
He'd only hit the doughnut if it was famous. No local dougnut dive for him--it'd have to be Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donut for sure.
Have you ever seen Animal House? Remember the scene where that douchebag is sitting on the stairs strumming his guitar and singing "I gave my love a cherry" to a smitten young college girl, just before Bluto grabs the guitar and smashes it into a hundred pieces? Well, that's who John Mayer reminds me of... the douchebag sitting on the stairs singing that stupid song. That's not a good thing.
How do you make a blow job motion w/ your hand?