John Mayer and Jessica Simpson in 2007

John Mayer just happened to be at the same restaurant as Jessica Simpson Saturday night (the same night she got shitfaced). Gee, what a coincidence -- *makes blowjob motion with hand* -- A source told OK! magazine:
"John was in the studio, which is near Katsuya, that night. And like he does most nights — like he did again on Sunday night — he went by Katsuya when he took a break from a 12-hour day in the studio.

"He said hello and he hung out a little bit but he left separately. He’s really good friends with Jess’ brother-in-law Pete Wentz; he sees Ashlee a lot… It’s not out of the ordinary that he sees them and goes over and hangs out for a while. They’ve always been friendly. They’re still friendly, but that’s it."
Honestly, there's probably nothing going on here. I can't even tell you how many times I've run into one of my ex-girlfriends on accident. "Oh, fancy running into you here . . . in your own bedroom closet." Awk-ward.

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  • JDM

    How do you make a blow job motion w/ your hand?

  • cleo

    He'd only hit the doughnut if it was famous. No local dougnut dive for him--it'd have to be Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donut for sure.

  • Dr. Drew

    Have you ever seen Animal House? Remember the scene where that douchebag is sitting on the stairs strumming his guitar and singing "I gave my love a cherry" to a smitten young college girl, just before Bluto grabs the guitar and smashes it into a hundred pieces? Well, that's who John Mayer reminds me of... the douchebag sitting on the stairs singing that stupid song. That's not a good thing.

  • moo

    John Mayer would probably hit a doughnut.

  • Shawn

    Who cares if she's dumb....aren't many straight men out there that wouldn't tap dat azz...

  • snow ball

    god gave jessica lots 'o gifts, but no brains but its only fair

  • Dr. Drew

    John Mayer is got to be the biggest douchebag in the entertainment industry. Why would any self-respecting woman sleep with this loser? Oh wait... I guess I just answered my own question. Nevermind.


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