John Mayer and Jessica Simpson in 2007

John Mayer just happened to be at the same restaurant as Jessica Simpson Saturday night (the same night she got shitfaced). Gee, what a coincidence -- *makes blowjob motion with hand* -- A source told OK! magazine:
"John was in the studio, which is near Katsuya, that night. And like he does most nights — like he did again on Sunday night — he went by Katsuya when he took a break from a 12-hour day in the studio.

"He said hello and he hung out a little bit but he left separately. He’s really good friends with Jess’ brother-in-law Pete Wentz; he sees Ashlee a lot… It’s not out of the ordinary that he sees them and goes over and hangs out for a while. They’ve always been friendly. They’re still friendly, but that’s it."
Honestly, there's probably nothing going on here. I can't even tell you how many times I've run into one of my ex-girlfriends on accident. "Oh, fancy running into you here . . . in your own bedroom closet." Awk-ward.

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[Pacific Coat News, WENN]

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