Jessica Simpson leaving Beso restaurant in West Hollywood (8/5)

Jessica Simpson has gone on a hunger strike since her split with Tony Romo. It took only two drinks to turn her into a drunken, rumbling, bumbling, stumbling mess last week at Beso. From the New York Post:

Celebrating her hairstylist Ken Paves' birthday Wednesday night at Beso in Hollywood, "[Jessica] didn't eat much, because she's been dieting since her split from Tony Romo," said our source. So after two drinks, the 5-foot-3 star "got tipsy really fast." Photos show a bleary, but svelte, Simpson holding onto Paves as they exited.

The fact that Jessica's head was spinning after only two cocktails isn't that surprising when you consider that one of them was a roofie-colada and the other was a book without pictures. It's too bad that most chicks at bars don't get drunk after just two drinks. It'd be a win-win situation for everybody involved: I wouldn't have to spend so much money on booze and they wouldn't have to waste their time listening to me lie.

[Flynet, WENN]