She's just using everyone

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler on the set of The Bounty in Queens, New York (8/24)

Apparently we've all been wrong about Jennifer Aniston and her dating troubles these past few years. She hasn't been getting dumped -- she's purposely moving from boyfriend to boyfriend so she can stay in the spotlight. Hold your laughs until the end of the story. Thank you. From Us Weekly:

Seems fitting that Jennifer Aniston has been spotted holding hands with Gerard Butler. Friends of the actress say she pursues only guys who can keep her as high profile as possible.

"Jennifer won't date a normal guy," a source tells the current issue of Us Weekly of the 40-year-old actress. "She goes after the hottest thing of the moment, what she knows will get her the most time in the spotlight."

Jennifer only dates "the hottest thing at the moment"? Odd, I don't remember her ever dating Paris Hilton's vagina.* It really isn't all that surprising that someone whose had a nose job, chin job, boob job, and dye job would only date someone based on their appearance. What is surprising is that there are still guys out there willing to date girls like Jen who are afflicted with such a devastating disability. Of course by "disability," I mean her age.

*Now with bouncer! And VIP list!

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Lulux

The bottom line is : I like Gerard Butler,.he's,.. all and everything of my type hehe,..

Puh lease.

...nose jobs (at least three), chin job, boob job, and dye job AND...still ugly as fuck! And annoying, and desperate, and insecure, and talentless...

Naomi

Jennifer certainly is a pretty girl. Who wouldn't be with all the work she has had done. She cannot act worth anything. Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't all her movies gone directly to video? Her only real claims to 'fame' are from her being on Friends, and for being married to Brad Pitt.

Normal Guy

I'm a normal guy, so I guess she wouldn't have anything to do with me... but I'd be all over her like crazy on Gary Busey if given half a chance. She's smokin' hot... still!

someone

I think Jen is having a blast, dating some hot guys, making lots of money, and living the good life.I don't believe the "poor desperate Jen" stories at all..The brangaloonies started it, and the media keeps it going!!!

Nameless

HAHAHAHA@

Paul

Leave poor Jenn alone. She is still heart broken at losing Brad to that nutcase Angie Jolie. Actually all she wants is to be back in Brad's arms and to bear his children. Give Jenn a break, hasn't she lost enough? Brad was her life and being.

nlsn tlvsn

Is US Weekly satisfied getting kickbacks from Angelina Jolie's PR people to shred poor Jennifer? Seems like Fatass (Perez Hilton) isn't enough.